catch-all for chuuya.

[selfimmolates]

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[selfimmolates]

You're planning on defecting, right? Which god are you aligned with right now?

[goatsongs]

Take a wild guess.

[selfimmolates]

Don't tell me it's Disorder.

[goatsongs]

It's Disorder.

[selfimmolates]

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wait—]

... Then this is your fault! My god told me she was probably pissed about her lack of followers, and apparently you weren't helping!

[goatsongs]

She's a shitty goddess who doesn't deserve followers and I was positively restrained with her.

[As in, he didn't laugh at her face.]

If she cursed you it's because she's an asshole who takes stuff like that out on kids.

[selfimmolates]

[chuuya,,,]

Geez, who the hell were your other two options that she was your best choice?

[goatsongs]

Indulgence and Ambition. The only reason Disorder got the pick in the first place was because of Dadaist poetry and me hating the other two more.

[selfimmolates]

[i hate that ray might know what that is because he's apparently into art but jan, personally, has no clue]

From what I've heard, Indulgence seems like the least of three evils. At least they don't get mad easily. Ambition's a jerk.

Though I guess it doesn't matter now that you have all the other gods as options.

[goatsongs]

[wikipedia will save you]

Yeah, I've already made my pick.

...Did you make offerings to all of them?

[selfimmolates]

I stopped after Disorder. [but before that. well.] Also, out of curiosity, which room is hers?

[goatsongs]

Hall of mirrors. She punched through a glass when I pissed her off enough.

[selfimmolates]

... What the hell did you say to her?

[goatsongs]

Apparently my chosen god is her absolute least favorite.

Then while she was trying to talk me out of choosing them, she got rid of my only concern about picking them. She's so helpful that way.

[yeah he absolutely would have deserved being cursed.]

[selfimmolates]

... Wow. You've got balls. Colour me slightly impressed.

[goatsongs]

Thanks. I've never censored myself and I don't plan on starting now.

[he is genuinely pleased that Ray complimented him though...]

So we got sidetracked, but how long do you think you'll be dealing with that curse?

[selfimmolates]

[don't get used to it.]

Dunno. I was told she's pretty vengeful, so it could be on the longer side.

[goatsongs]

If it helps any, she's more pissed at me than she is at you, so maybe she'll decide not to bother with it pretty soon.

[selfimmolates]

... Thanks for taking the bullet?

[still chuuya's fault, though—]

[goatsongs]

...Related bit of advice, gods that aren't the one you're offering to see the offerings sometimes, so. Remember that when you're making those in the future.

[selfimmolates]

[he makes a face.]

Yeah, that and the gods like to gossip. I've learned.

[goatsongs]

What did you even give her that she hated so much? I know how I pissed off almost everyone, and I'm not taking it back, but I didn't send that to them.

[selfimmolates]

A balloon with glitter and feathers inside.

[hence, uh, his current state.]

In hindsight, I guess it was pretty dumb, but I had no idea what the hell a god of Disorder would like. Even the other gods who weren't impressed by my offerings just ignored it and or wrote me a note.

[he was actually trying??? but after 209803482 offerings you get less creative.]

[goatsongs]

I'd pay good money to see you successfully glitter bomb her.

[alas.]

Food offerings are usually pretty safe, even if they can't eat them in front of you.

[selfimmolates]

I've realized. No one's complained about my cooking so far.