catch-all for chuuya.

[selfimmolates]

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[selfimmolates]

... Thanks for taking the bullet?

[still chuuya's fault, though—]

[goatsongs]

...Related bit of advice, gods that aren't the one you're offering to see the offerings sometimes, so. Remember that when you're making those in the future.

[selfimmolates]

[he makes a face.]

Yeah, that and the gods like to gossip. I've learned.

[goatsongs]

What did you even give her that she hated so much? I know how I pissed off almost everyone, and I'm not taking it back, but I didn't send that to them.

[selfimmolates]

A balloon with glitter and feathers inside.

[hence, uh, his current state.]

In hindsight, I guess it was pretty dumb, but I had no idea what the hell a god of Disorder would like. Even the other gods who weren't impressed by my offerings just ignored it and or wrote me a note.

[he was actually trying??? but after 209803482 offerings you get less creative.]

[goatsongs]

I'd pay good money to see you successfully glitter bomb her.

[alas.]

Food offerings are usually pretty safe, even if they can't eat them in front of you.

[selfimmolates]

I've realized. No one's complained about my cooking so far.

[goatsongs]

I'd give you advice on what foods Disorder likes except I offered her alcohol.

[Which Ray shouldn't have access to.]

I could give advice on what the god I'm switching to likes...? But I'd want to know yours if I told you that.

[selfimmolates]

Nope. [well then.] Anyway, unless you're switching to Ruin or one of your original options, I've got nearly all of the gods' likes by now, so I'm good, relatively.

[goatsongs]

What kind of guy would pick Ruin?

[That's a no.]

[selfimmolates]

[he shrugs.]

They've got followers? I might leave 'em alone; don't want to see what a curse from them would look like.

[goatsongs]

If their followers have powers like that, pissing off the god has to be even worse.

[you'd just die, probably.]

[selfimmolates]

Seems like they're one of the more murder-happy gods. At the very least, they don't seem to be too popular with the others. Even Cunning didn't mention liking them, and Cunning likes Disorder and Ambition.

[so cunning has shit taste.]

[goatsongs]

Cunning has shit taste then.

[thanks brackets]

If they're one of the less popular ones, who's popular? Patience, I guess, if they trust her to be impartial.

[selfimmolates]

No one's talked about Patience. Guess since she's not part of the competition, she doesn't really matter. At any rate, I get the feeling that popularity isn't as universal as unpopularity, so it's harder to say.

[goatsongs]

Less important than the gods you could be scheming against or sending your followers to sabotage. Sounds about right.

[He liked Patience though :(]

[selfimmolates]

Pretty much. Though so far it's been less explicitly about scheming against other gods and more just "gotta watch out for Disorder, Ruin, or Ambition".

Makes sense, though. Winning would be ideal, but they could probably live with having an okay god as ruler. Having a god they disagree with would be the worst scenario, on the other hand.

[goatsongs]

I don't want to picture a world ruled by Ruin. And like we said, Disorder's an asshole.

[Did they say it or just Chuuya? Whatever, it's still true.]

I haven't talked to most of the gods, so I don't have a lot of opinions on the rest.

[selfimmolates]

[it's okay, ray has definitely said that at some point.]

Aside from whichever one you're defecting to?

[goatsongs]

That one, Disorder, and Patience. That's the whole list.

[so he's not super helpful...]

[selfimmolates]

[useless alcohol man]

Is it Love?

[goatsongs]

No. Is yours?

[It could happen...]

[selfimmolates]

[ray just gives him a flat look.

could it really.]

[goatsongs]

People have layers.

[but yeah fair.]

[selfimmolates]

Uh-huh. [mmmmmm.] Well, I won't deny that if Love stays in the lead, switching over to them isn't out of the question. Victory is more important to me than the sentiment behind the god.