catch-all for chuuya.

[selfimmolates]

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[goatsongs]

This isn't me acting full of myself.

[He already did that with Disorder.]

Besides, if I pissed her off and that's part of why she cursed you, I should make up for it, right? So let me fuss.

[selfimmolates]

I don't need you acting like a martyr either!

[goatsongs]

I've never acted like a martyr in my life. I told you you'd hate fussy parent mode.

[and here he is proven right.]

[selfimmolates]

I'm not even injured!

[goatsongs]

Tarred and feathered is close enough.

[selfimmolates]

It's literally glitter and fake feathers.

[goatsongs]

I don't know why you think that's going to stop me?

[can he nab another feather, has ray let his guard down at all]

[selfimmolates]

[no, he's jumping back this time :/ ]

I will hit you if you try that again.

[goatsongs]

[Looks at Ray.

Looks at Ray being even smaller than him and also not armed except possibly with a gun that has no bullets.

Tries it again.]

[selfimmolates]

[well, he also has a bow now, strapped to his back along with his rifle (that may or may not have bullets? who knows by now :) ) and arrows.

anyway, ray's going to knee him in the crotch.]

[goatsongs]

[Yeah that's gonna make Chuuya retreat in a hurry.]

Ow! Shit, fuck, okay, you win. Your prize is having more feathers stuck to you than you had to.

[selfimmolates]

Don't underestimate me.

[or rather, don't underestimate his sheer amounts of pettiness.]

[goatsongs]

Don't underestimate how much you hate people being nice to you?

[hm.]

[selfimmolates]

I don't like owing people.

[goatsongs]

You wouldn't have owed me anything.

[selfimmolates]

You would have done the same thing even if you hadn't been the one to piss Disorder off. Don't tell me otherwise.

[goatsongs]

I would've.

[at least he won't lie.]

But I figured you might be a little bit more okay with letting me help out if you blamed me for the problem.

[selfimmolates]

... Tch. I don't need you to manage my emotions for me.

[goatsongs]

Right, because you're so willing to accept help that I don't need to worry about it?

[child...]

[selfimmolates]

I'll ask for help when I need it. Which I didn't.

[goatsongs]

Nope. But it's freely given anyway, that's different from asking for it.

[selfimmolates]

It's unnecessary. Save your energy for something else.

[goatsongs]

It wouldn't take any energy if you'd hold still.

[selfimmolates]

You know what I mean.

[goatsongs]

What makes you think I have anything better to be doing than looking after kids who won't look after themselves?