catch-all for chuuya.

[selfimmolates]

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week 1; wednesday

[selfimmolates]

[ray has achieved a certain level of zen regarding the fact that he won't get all the glitter and feathers off his skin anytime soon (not unless he's in the mood for hugs, which he's decidedly not), so.

hiding from the general public is over. off he goes to find one (1) alcoholic, as much as a part of him really... does not want to...]

Hey.

[goatsongs]

[Small mercies: Chuuya is not in the bar at this moment. He's in the private study, reading.

...huh. That's new.]

Hey. Trying out a new look?

[probably not, but he isn't going to just laugh at a kid when they aren't happy with it either.]

[selfimmolates]

[gasp?? chuuya's not drinking???

at least he's in one of ray's favourite places, thoug.]

Shut it. I'm just waiting for when this stuff comes off.

[goatsongs]

[If he could take the books from the study to the bar he would be, but he can't, so.]

How'd you get all this on you in the first place?

[selfimmolates]

Got cursed by a god.

[goatsongs]

What'd you do to piss them off that badly? Even I haven't gotten cursed yet.

[and he probably would have deserved it.]

[selfimmolates]

A combination of them not appreciating my offering and being a jerk either way, according to other gods.

[goatsongs]

...Well, I know it's not Disorder, because if she didn't curse me for making fun of her then a shitty offering wouldn't do it. They give you any idea how long this'll last?

[selfimmolates]

—Are you kidding me!?

[goatsongs]

Wait, it was Disorder?

[????]

[selfimmolates]

Yes! What the hell!?

[CAN'T BELIEVE RAY IS WORSE THAN CHUUYA, APPARENTLY]

[goatsongs]

That's bullshit, there's no way your offering was that bad. Fucking asshole goddess.

[selfimmolates]

I don't know, maybe she was in a bad mood. [maybe it was chuuya's fault,] Anyway, forget Disorder! I wanted to ask you something.

[goatsongs]

[maybe she's just terrible and the kind of goddess who would curse a child.]

Sure, what'd you need?

[selfimmolates]

You're planning on defecting, right? Which god are you aligned with right now?

[goatsongs]

Take a wild guess.

[selfimmolates]

Don't tell me it's Disorder.

[goatsongs]

It's Disorder.

[selfimmolates]

[





wait—]

... Then this is your fault! My god told me she was probably pissed about her lack of followers, and apparently you weren't helping!

[goatsongs]

She's a shitty goddess who doesn't deserve followers and I was positively restrained with her.

[As in, he didn't laugh at her face.]

If she cursed you it's because she's an asshole who takes stuff like that out on kids.

[selfimmolates]

[chuuya,,,]

Geez, who the hell were your other two options that she was your best choice?

[goatsongs]

Indulgence and Ambition. The only reason Disorder got the pick in the first place was because of Dadaist poetry and me hating the other two more.

[selfimmolates]

[i hate that ray might know what that is because he's apparently into art but jan, personally, has no clue]

From what I've heard, Indulgence seems like the least of three evils. At least they don't get mad easily. Ambition's a jerk.

Though I guess it doesn't matter now that you have all the other gods as options.

[goatsongs]

[wikipedia will save you]

Yeah, I've already made my pick.

...Did you make offerings to all of them?

[selfimmolates]

I stopped after Disorder. [but before that. well.] Also, out of curiosity, which room is hers?