catch-all for chuuya.

[selfimmolates]

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[goatsongs]

[wikipedia will save you]

Yeah, I've already made my pick.

...Did you make offerings to all of them?

[selfimmolates]

I stopped after Disorder. [but before that. well.] Also, out of curiosity, which room is hers?

[goatsongs]

Hall of mirrors. She punched through a glass when I pissed her off enough.

[selfimmolates]

... What the hell did you say to her?

[goatsongs]

Apparently my chosen god is her absolute least favorite.

Then while she was trying to talk me out of choosing them, she got rid of my only concern about picking them. She's so helpful that way.

[yeah he absolutely would have deserved being cursed.]

[selfimmolates]

... Wow. You've got balls. Colour me slightly impressed.

[goatsongs]

Thanks. I've never censored myself and I don't plan on starting now.

[he is genuinely pleased that Ray complimented him though...]

So we got sidetracked, but how long do you think you'll be dealing with that curse?

[selfimmolates]

[don't get used to it.]

Dunno. I was told she's pretty vengeful, so it could be on the longer side.

[goatsongs]

If it helps any, she's more pissed at me than she is at you, so maybe she'll decide not to bother with it pretty soon.

[selfimmolates]

... Thanks for taking the bullet?

[still chuuya's fault, though—]

[goatsongs]

...Related bit of advice, gods that aren't the one you're offering to see the offerings sometimes, so. Remember that when you're making those in the future.

[selfimmolates]

[he makes a face.]

Yeah, that and the gods like to gossip. I've learned.

[goatsongs]

What did you even give her that she hated so much? I know how I pissed off almost everyone, and I'm not taking it back, but I didn't send that to them.

[selfimmolates]

A balloon with glitter and feathers inside.

[hence, uh, his current state.]

In hindsight, I guess it was pretty dumb, but I had no idea what the hell a god of Disorder would like. Even the other gods who weren't impressed by my offerings just ignored it and or wrote me a note.

[he was actually trying??? but after 209803482 offerings you get less creative.]

[goatsongs]

I'd pay good money to see you successfully glitter bomb her.

[alas.]

Food offerings are usually pretty safe, even if they can't eat them in front of you.

[selfimmolates]

I've realized. No one's complained about my cooking so far.

[goatsongs]

I'd give you advice on what foods Disorder likes except I offered her alcohol.

[Which Ray shouldn't have access to.]

I could give advice on what the god I'm switching to likes...? But I'd want to know yours if I told you that.

[selfimmolates]

Nope. [well then.] Anyway, unless you're switching to Ruin or one of your original options, I've got nearly all of the gods' likes by now, so I'm good, relatively.

[goatsongs]

What kind of guy would pick Ruin?

[That's a no.]

[selfimmolates]

[he shrugs.]

They've got followers? I might leave 'em alone; don't want to see what a curse from them would look like.

[goatsongs]

If their followers have powers like that, pissing off the god has to be even worse.

[you'd just die, probably.]

[selfimmolates]

Seems like they're one of the more murder-happy gods. At the very least, they don't seem to be too popular with the others. Even Cunning didn't mention liking them, and Cunning likes Disorder and Ambition.

[so cunning has shit taste.]

[goatsongs]

Cunning has shit taste then.

[thanks brackets]

If they're one of the less popular ones, who's popular? Patience, I guess, if they trust her to be impartial.

[selfimmolates]

No one's talked about Patience. Guess since she's not part of the competition, she doesn't really matter. At any rate, I get the feeling that popularity isn't as universal as unpopularity, so it's harder to say.

[goatsongs]

Less important than the gods you could be scheming against or sending your followers to sabotage. Sounds about right.

[He liked Patience though :(]