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[selfimmolates]

Orange and green hair, and they're idiots.

[haw]

Ohhh, Nito-kun an' the other punk. Nah. Nito-kun an' I are at an understandin'. Kalehead, not so much, but even I'd feel bad killin' him with a single punch.

[ MAJIMA . . . ]

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[MAJIMA...]

I'm surprised, considering how easily people seem to terrify Senri. [pansy] He'd probably cry tears of blood if you killed Takaomi, though.

[haw]

Please, he cries enough. I don't need any more of that on my conscience.

[ love ya buddy ]

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Kind of a hilarious mental image, though.

[haw]

C'mon, at that point, that's already enough of a kick in the dick. It's too easy an' there ain't any payoff.

[selfimmolates]

Says the guy who gets excited over the word "fight". So you have standards, then?

[haw]

[ abruptly: ] That was a high stress situation an' my blood was already boilin', it doesn't count.

I don't just go lookin' to beat people up for no reason. Either ya seem like you'd be a good challenge, or ya did somethin' to deserve a fist to the face.

[selfimmolates]

You might want to see a doctor about your blood pressure.

[a beat.]

Anyway, relax, I was just kidding. If anyone here really did go around punching people at the slightest provocation, we'd have a lot more bodies lying around right now.

[haw]

[ that actually gets a chuckle out of him. a short, gruff one, but one nonetheless. ]

I'm a jackass, but I ain't a monster.

[selfimmolates]

Hey, likewise. I just don't have the capability to go around fighting people.

[... well, debatable. he could probably beat up those two, unless they're hiding some super brawling skills??]

[haw]

Ya should try it out sometime. It's a great stress reliever.

[ says the guy who drinks, smokes, probably engages in other illicit activities ]

[selfimmolates]

Although I'm thinking about rectifying it next week, close combat isn't my forte. Unless, of course, you're advocating that I shoot people.