catch-all for majima.

[selfimmolates]

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[haw]

[ abruptly: ] That was a high stress situation an' my blood was already boilin', it doesn't count.

I don't just go lookin' to beat people up for no reason. Either ya seem like you'd be a good challenge, or ya did somethin' to deserve a fist to the face.

[selfimmolates]

You might want to see a doctor about your blood pressure.

[a beat.]

Anyway, relax, I was just kidding. If anyone here really did go around punching people at the slightest provocation, we'd have a lot more bodies lying around right now.

[haw]

[ that actually gets a chuckle out of him. a short, gruff one, but one nonetheless. ]

I'm a jackass, but I ain't a monster.

[selfimmolates]

Hey, likewise. I just don't have the capability to go around fighting people.

[... well, debatable. he could probably beat up those two, unless they're hiding some super brawling skills??]

[haw]

Ya should try it out sometime. It's a great stress reliever.

[ says the guy who drinks, smokes, probably engages in other illicit activities ]

[selfimmolates]

Although I'm thinking about rectifying it next week, close combat isn't my forte. Unless, of course, you're advocating that I shoot people.